Top 40

1. Fleetwood Mac, "Black Magic Woman" (2:52, 1968)
2. Archies, "Sugar Sugar" (2:50, 1969)
3. Monkees, "A Little Bit Me, a Little Bit You" (2:48, 1967)
4. Elton John, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" (3:15, 1973)
5. Sly & the Family Stone, "Dance to the Music" (2:57, 1967)
6. Bill Withers, "Use Me" (3:48, 1972)
7. Isley Brothers, "That Lady" (5:34, 1973)
8. Johnny Nash, "Hold Me Tight" (2:43, 1968)
9. Alton Ellis, "Rock Steady" (2:51, 1965)
10. Dobby Dobson, "Loving Pauper" (3:15, 1967)
11. Grateful Dead, "Dark Star (Single Version)" (2:42, 1968)
12. David Bowie, "Sound and Vision" (3:03, 1977)
13. Glitter Band, "Angel Face" (3:05, 1974)
14. Slade, "Skweeze Me, Pleeze Me" (4:29, 1973)
15. Three Degrees, "Year of Decision" (2:38, 1973)
16. David Cassidy, "I Am a Clown" (4:33, 1973)
17. Bay City Rollers, "Shang-a-Lang" (3:05, 1974)
18. ABBA, "Dancing Queen" (3:52, 1976)
19. ABBA, "The Winner Takes It All" (4:53, 1980)
20. ABBA, "The Day Before You Came" (5:49, 1982)
21. Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood, "Sand" (3:44, 1968)
22. Ramones, "Sheena Is a Punk Rocker" (2:47, 1977)
23. Dr. Feelgood, "She Does It Right" (3:22, 1975)
24. Lana Del Rey, "How to Disappear" (3:48)
25. Heartbreakers, "Born to Lose" (2:51, 1977)
26. Public Image Ltd., "Public Image" (3:01, 1978)
27. Taylor Swift, "Cruel Summer" (2:58)
28. Damned, "Neat Neat Neat" (2:41, 1977)
29. Stranglers, "Walk on By" (4:24, 1978)
30. New Musik, "Straight Lines" (5:12, 1979)
31. New Musik, "Living by Numbers" (3:28, 1980)
32. Donna Summer, "I Feel Love" (5:55, 1977)
33. Sheila and B. Devotion, "Spacer" (5:54, 1980)
34. Bee Gees, "Massachusetts" (2:26, 1967)
35. Blondie, "Shayla" (3:58, 1979)
36. Ron Grainer, "Doctor Who (Original Theme)" (2:20, 1963)
37. Kraftwerk, "The Model" (3:40, 1978)
38. Grandmaster Flash, "The Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel" (7:12, 1981)
39. Josie Cotton, "Ukrainian Cowboy" (3:32)
40. Visage, "Fade to Grey" (4:03, 1980)

Thanks: Billboard, the person who suggested imagining ABBA songs as sung by rescue animals ... 1-10, 12-23, 25-26, 28-38, 40, Bob Stanley, Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!