“The God of Dark Laughter” (2001)

I was surprised to find a story by Michael Chabon in The Weird—I had not realized he wrote in that vein. But he does and here we are. This was published originally in the New Yorker, so we’re not fooling around. It’s almost a parody of cosmic horror, lifting some of H.P. Lovecraft’s ideas whole and generally monkeying around with the Cthulhu mythos. Why not? It’s set up as a mystery, told by the district attorney in a quiet rural area where they don’t see much crime. The victim is a clown that has been horribly mutilated. All the skin from his head and shoulders has been cut away with “a very sharp knife.” It seems like I’ve been seeing a lot of clown and killer clown stuff lately, so I perked up for that part—really the whole story is pretty good. As our investigating DA digs into the case he starts finding literature that references a conflict between two ancient sects. One worships the God of Dark Laughter. The term “coulrophobia” comes up along the way: “morbid, irrational fear of or aversion to clowns.” Nice touch. The specific Lovecraft reference is to the mythical author Friedrich von Junzt (which is actually original to Robert E. Howard though Lovecraft used the device too). Von Junzt wrote, “Űber das Finstere Lachen” (“About the Dark Laughter”), as well as “a small volume bound in black leather and printed in no alphabet known to me, the letters sinuous and furred with wild diacritical marks.” An actual baboon in a clown suit shows up at one point, there for the color mostly (and the Poe reference). It takes the story a while to get to its concepts. The God of Dark Laughter is “the proto-Urartian deity Yȇ-Heh.” Chabon is obviously having fun making stuff up (or maybe it’s original Lovecraft? all the same). The god in opposition to Yȇ-Heh is “Ai, the God of Unbearable and Ubiquitous Sorrow.” Yȇ-Heh’s followers are hedonist, cruel, and mocking. Ai’s “gloomy fanatics saw the world as no less horrifying and cruel than did their arch-enemies [Yȇ-Heh’s followers], but their response to the whole mess was a permanent wailing.” Never mind the inadvertent reference to artificial intelligence. Ai-ites are on a mission to wipe out the remaining followers of Yȇ-Heh, most of whom “have survived, for the most part, by taking on work in traveling circuses." Thus does Chabon close this loop. More than anything it is a traditional mystery story with exotic touches of cosmic horror and Chabon’s inspired language. It all hangs together and it’s quite good, very entertaining.

The Weird, ed. Ann & Jeff VanderMeer
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Eagles, “Best of My Love” (1974)

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Those not really in favor of the Eagles, where I count myself, often nonetheless seem to have one of their songs that they will admit to liking a lot. “Peaceful Easy Feeling,” “Desperado,” “Witchy Woman,” I don’t know, you name it—even haters seem to have a soft spot for one or the other in the widescreen catalog. They made the top 40 18 times, hit #1 five times, and I believe I’ve heard their best-of is the bestselling album of all time. This is not an unpopular act. They reached me in the winter of early 1975 with their first #1. Product of collaboration between Glenn Frey, Don Henley, and J.D. Souther, it is sweet and melancholy with no (make that little) (make that arguably verging on rancid) bitterness, a tale of resignation straight out of the freewheeling breakup / get a divorce / got to move on ‘70s. Don’t, don’t do it, don’t use the word insipid. I’m feeling a little sad here. What appealed to me chiefly was the hit off the vibe of Carole King’s immortal “It’s Too Late,” the resignation to a relationship ending. I always found these breakup songs of the time the ultimate in romantic, which may explain too much. Related: “That’s the Way I’ve Always Heard It Should Be” by Carly Simon and “Someone to Lay Down Beside Me” by Linda Ronstadt. The sadness in these songs is abundant, but “It’s Too Late” and “Best of My Love” also bear an undertow of liberation, a certain ecstasy of anticipation. “Best of My Love” (I strongly suspect the irony of the title was lost on the authors, but then I’m a hater) is perhaps more specific on how the cookie is crumbling, referring directly to the toxic back and forth when they are in full tailspin: “We try to talk it over / But the words come out too rough / ... / I wake up and worry / What's gonna happen today?” This one filled me with a delicious self-satisfied melancholy then and it can still make me ache a little now.

Wise Blood (1952)

When I first read it I didn’t care much for this short novel by Flannery O’Connor, her first. But I read it again recently, for the sake of the lists of 20th-century novels I’m going through, and liked it much more this time. It does shore up a lot of my biases about Southern writers and their strange ways of religion. Yet I could feel—or maybe I read it somewhere—that O’Connor has detectable affection for these oddball nitwits. The main character, Hazel Motes (great name—they’re all great here), has just arrived in the city. It is unspecified but in director John Huston’s 1979 movie version it’s Memphis and that just feels right. “Haze,” as the third-person narrator often calls him, is all fucked up. He has a strong calling to preach, and people see him as a preacher by his manner and dress. He hotly denies that but has plans to preach a “Church Without Christ” message and win a following. He attaches himself to a con man pretending to be blind and his 15-year-old daughter—Asa and Sabbath Weeks. Sabbath has her name because she was born on a Sunday. In turn, a young man barely adult, Enoch Emery, attaches himself to Haze. Enoch believes the “new jesus” exists inside a case in a natural history museum, a preserved corpse. I see now at Wikipedia that Wise Blood can fairly be called a fix-up novel as a handful of O’Connor’s stories, including one from her master’s thesis, are involved. That explains in part, perhaps, why this very short novel feels so packed full of incident and action. But O’Connor also has a sharp and pointed voice, compressing a lot into just a few words. Her dialect is absolutely perfect, with a refreshingly light touch that still conveys all the drawl and twang. It’s not often that dialect is this good. I would not want to live in the world of Wise Blood, but it certainly is worth the visit and I’m glad I gave it another chance. I saw the movie years before I read it even once. Enoch’s pronunciation of “muv-zee-vum” has always stuck with me for some reason—Dan Shor is the performer—and for some reason I really like that it comes directly from the novel. In a way it almost perfectly captures the comical and pathetic yet somehow lovable abject ignorance of these characters. They are all you see here but the kaleidoscope works exceptionally well.

In case the library is closed due to pandemic, which is over. (Library of America)

“Valentine” (1996)

This Joyce Carol Oates story appears simple (and fanciful) but it is working on many levels. It’s a memoir piece told first-person by a grown woman, Erin, recalling an incident (fantasy) when she was 15 years old during a snowstorm on a Valentine’s Day. There’s a lot of specificity—1959, Buffalo, New York. She is living with an aunt on her mother’s side. The rest of her family, seven of them, have “dispersed” and no longer live together. It’s a whopper of a snowstorm, with drifts up the side of the house to the attic and her room. In the middle of the storm, in the middle of the night, a car pulls up outside her house. It’s her algebra teacher, Mr. Lacey! Just that morning she had slipped him an anonymous valentine. He’s the teacher she has a crush on, a young man still in his 20s. He stairsteps up the snowdrift by the side of the house and collects her to take her ice skating. She’s never been very good at it, but she improves in his kind company. He speaks strangely, the words italicized. Erin? Make haste, he says at her window. He drives a Volkswagen. While skating they encounter some jeering bully boy types who pelt him with snowballs and make him bleed. After skating they stop for coffee at “the Bison City Diner adjacent to the Greyhound bus station.” She follows his lead and takes her coffee black, but she hasn’t learned yet to like coffee. She feels too awkward with him to order food. The narrator, the memoirist, plays it straight all the way as if this were a story that really happened. Of course it can’t be, but it lives exactly between a daydream and a night-dream. It’s another story that captures the sense of dreaming well, but the action is all the fantasy of an adolescent with a crush on a teacher. I like the way Oates uses a legendary Buffalo snowstorm, with snowdrifts you can climb. Mr. Lacey is perfectly chaste and aboveboard with Erin, but the fact he comes for her in the middle of the night speaks to a reckless romantic side of him, at least in Erin’s view. This story goes well afield of reality, but it has gritty edges and undertones. Mostly I take it as the fantasy of an adolescent girl who is ready to let loose and let it fly—and I believe every bit of that.

Joyce Carol Oates, The Collector of Hearts
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Craig Finn, “God in Chicago” (2017)

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I would not call this song particularly sad—“melancholy” might be the better term, starting with the untimely death of a friend. But full disclosure “God in Chicago” rarely fails to reduce me to wanton sobbing. Maybe that’s because it’s so goddamn beautiful. And it may be a bit of a misnomer to call it a song, though some singing does occur. But not much. Mostly Finn, a principal in the band the Hold Steady with a now-established solo career, is simply talking, storytelling, accompanied by somber piano chords. I don’t know the Hold Steady well enough to compare. The singer / storyteller’s friend has died, and his friend’s sister has discovered “unfinished business” among his effects, “roughly the size of a baseball.” She doesn’t want to just throw it out so she contacts this storyteller, who has a college buddy willing to buy it, “but we’d have to come to him.” The dealer is in Chicago. The sister wants to come with. They start early and spend the time listening to 1999 and Led Zeppelin III on a failing boombox in the backseat. They get there. The deal goes down without incident. Then the sister says, “I've never been to Chicago / I've got nothing going on tomorrow / Maybe we could stay here tonight / Lose ourselves in the glass and light.” And so they do. They get a hotel room, eat and drink at an Italian restaurant. It’s headed exactly where you think. Or, as Finn memorably puts it, “We all want the same things,” which is also the name of the album this track is from. As a sentiment, as a truism, as a platitude, I’m not sure it has ever sounded more right. The song ends on their return: “We drove back all hungover / And all the way to Eau Claire, she played with her hair / Came up on St. Paul and she was sobbing.” So am I. So are you. And that’s it, the end, except for maybe playing it again, to verify the amazing, powerful magic going on here. I’ve since been through Finn’s solo catalog and haven’t found anything close to this searing, haunting tale.

Send Help (2026)

The latest from director Sam Raimi is more survival adventure than straight-up horror—but it is laced as always with streaks of comedy. Rachel McAdams is Linda Liddle, a brilliant office spreadsheet analyst wonk with a serious lack of social skills. She’s carrying her corporate team in many ways but the bros that constitute most of it have little regard for her. She is the only one surprised when she is passed over for a promotion she has earned, deserves, and expected. Linda is also a major fan of the reality show Survivor and has long been attempting to get an audition to be on it. We see portions of her video application, which is pathetic and ridiculous of course, but also sets up what follows. Indeed, it’s interesting that Survivor is so central to the story here because my theory about that show is that it is primarily about office politics, using those types of skills to get ahead and win. Then she ends up on a plane with her team, going to Thailand for a business meeting. But the plane goes down and Linda is washed up on a remote island with her boss Bradley Preston (Dylan O’Brien), who got his job in the first place because he’s the son of Linda’s former boss. On the island, of course, it’s Linda who has all the survival skills, using the little available to them to create shelter, gather fresh water and food, hunt wild boar, and even brew liquor. The arc of the story feels like it’s headed toward an enemies-to-lovers romance narrative. But this is Sam Raimi so that’s not going to happen, and besides, the difference between Linda and Preston is stark: she is likable in spite of everything. He is not. There are occasional eruptions of extreme violence in Send Help but for the most part they come somehow with a light touch. McAdams often plays it broadly but she’s good in this more or less loser tomboy role. O’Brien has little more to do than be an asshole and that’s what he does. Lots of elements here feel familiar because we have seen them elsewhere—Triangle of Sadness may be the most obvious source they are lifting from. Still, it’s reasonably entertaining all the way. McAdams has everything she needs to pull off her role effectively. It’s satisfying to see her turn the tables on the bro culture. Is it even remotely realistic? Well, that’s another question. But it’s always entertaining enough.

“Vintage Season” (1946)

[spoilers] On ISFDB this long story is credited to C.L. Moore and her husband and frequent collaborator Henry Kuttner, but the Alfred Hitchcock-branded anthology where I found it credits only Moore. Wikipedia says it’s mainly Moore. Both Moore and Kuttner won kudos for their work in horror and/or weird literature, together and apart, so it’s all the same to me. I’ve read some great stories by Kuttner and want to get to more by Moore. This one involves foreigners with indeterminate accents. They show up in New York City and want to rent a room in the main character’s place for the month of May. Others show up who want to buy it outright and name a way overvalued price. These are unusual tourists who say the attraction is to the fine spring weather. They turn out to be time travelers and disaster tourists, attending “vintage seasons” on vacation. They are coming from 14th-century Canterbury and headed next to 10th-century Rome. The story takes its time arriving at its points. For much of it the visitors are simply mysterious to the host and his girlfriend, who scheme to find a way to get the first group out and sell the place to the second. As I’ve already spoiled that part of the story—it’s absolutely done well enough that it remains worth reading for its own sake, and if you object to spoilers please stop reading now and look up the story—I will also mention the disaster the time travelers are there to witness is a meteor strike on the city, which destroys it. The reason for the popularity of our guy’s place is that the historical record showed it survived intact. There are enough clues here that I was pretty sure about the time travel aspect before it was revealed, or maybe I remembered it from reading the story as a kid, but I completely forgot and never saw coming a meteor strike, though I knew it was going to be something big. The foreshadowing is basically definitive that way. As with any time travel story, don’t think it through or everything starts to come apart. If time travel and disaster tourism were a thing, for example, you would expect to see a lot more people than this handful showing up for the target date. But never mind. It otherwise works spectacularly well, with a methodical build-up, intriguing ideas and tension, and a late-shot last sentence that defines the scope by unexpectedly enlarging it to vast proportions. Did I mention Moore and Kuttner specialized in cosmic horror?

Alfred Hitchcock Presents Stories for Late at Night, ed. Robert Arthur
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All I Really Want to Do (1965)

Cher’s first album was produced by her then-partner Sonny Bono. It got a chance mostly on the strength of their hit “I Got You Babe,” though Sonny’s industry associations with Phil Spector and hosts of ace session musicians didn’t hurt. That said, the production here in general is far more lackluster than sparkling. Cher, or both, not to mention the whole world, were in thrall to Bob Dylan at the time. The album produced a top 20 hit in the title song, a Dylan cover, which the Byrds also released as a single that autumn. Cher’s version did better and it’s the best thing on the album, emphasizing her confident clarion vocals to good effect. Two more Dylan covers (“Don’t Think Twice” and “Blowin’ in the Wind”) are part of the makeup of the rest of the album. The album bears the same familiar formula of the times: 1 hit, 11 covers, 32 minutes. Perhaps because of the Dylan influence, notable strains of folk here are mixed in with the pop, such as “The Bells of Rhymney,” a song by Idris Davies and Pete Seeger. “See See Rider” is credited as traditional but I think of it more as rock in the superior hands of the Animals and Mitch Ryder. Producer Sonny had a hand in two songs, “Needles and Pins” cowritten with Jack Nitzsche and a hit for the Searchers (and, much later, Tom Petty with Stevie Nicks) and “Dream Baby” (not to be confused with Suicide’s “Dream Baby Dream”). I suspect there was a lot of snickering in the studio while the Chris Andrews song “Girl Don’t Come” was recorded, but maybe that’s just me having an AI hallucination. This is another album I acquired through the Columbia Record Club. I liked the title song a whole bunch, although, I’m sorry to say, it’s a little worn out for me now after all these years, abetted by oldies radio, but still good when I can sit still and hear it. I liked pretty much everything by Sonny & Cher in the ‘60s, and then the overheated Cher solo in the ‘70s of course. But the drab production on All I Really Want to Do and the too often underwhelming singer and/or band performance—a terrible version of “I Go to Sleep” is Exhibit A—meant it was never particularly in heavy rotation. Approach with caution.

Hunger (2008)

UK / Ireland, 96 minutes

Director: Steve McQueen

Writers: Enda Walsh, Steve McQueen

Photography: Sean Bobbitt

Music: Lee Abrahams, David Holmes

Editor: Joe Walker

Cast: Michael Fassbender, Liam Cunningham, Brian Milligan, Stuart Graham, Liam McMahon, Helena Bereen, Helen Madden, Des McAleer

Director and cowriter Steve McQueen (not that one) took a bit of a risk with his first feature-length picture, making a “based on real events” show, which is often the kiss of death for me in Hollywood hands. McQueen solves the problems, to the extent that he does (problems of believability chiefly, but also of a sort of pious woodenness), by electing to take the story in the direction of an art film. The setting is Northern Ireland in 1981, the heart of “the Troubles,” and the prison where Irish political prisoners were housed. Labeled terrorists, often convicted of violent political crimes, as prisoners they staged no-wash and hunger strike protests.

Specifically, Hunger is about the second such protest. The first began in 1976, when the prisoners were reclassified from “prisoner of war” status to “criminal.” “No-wash” protests involved refusals to bathe and, in at least this case, smearing excrement on cell walls. Hunger strikes of course are refusals to eat. The second protest, in 1981, escalated into a mounting PR confrontation with prime minister Margaret Thatcher, doing her iron dame thing and reminding me anyway of why she was so reviled. She’s often heard in voiceover here from archival sources. In many ways she is rightly a main target of this picture.

“The School Friend” (1964)

This longish story by Robert Aickman is another of his many good ones—bland and straightforward on the surface, with churning undercurrents. Often, as here, somehow in the last third of his stories I feel like I’m in a dream. This one is about two women who became friends as young teens. Sally is precociously brilliant, raised by her father, who is an academic of some kind. Mel is the first-person narrator, gifted herself—a novelist, we learn, though presently, in her 40s, financially reduced to living with her parents again. There is a subtle but strong suggestion (she understands the illustrations in an edition of Petronius) that Sally has been sexually assaulted by her father. Even if that’s not the case, she’s under her father’s iron will, forced to spend her time doing housework or studying and little else. Sally and Mel go their own ways in their 20s and 30s. Mel follows Sally’s successful career from afar. Now in their 40s, they reconnect. Mel is living with her parents again and Sally’s father has recently died. Sally sends a postcard to Mel to invite her for a visit, even though they live within steps of each other. The picture on the postcard is Mitylene. I had to look into it to find out that Mitylene is the capital of the Greek island of Lesbos—another strong note of sexuality, submerged. Meeting again is a fraught moment in both their lives, at onset of encroaching middle age and perhaps predictable life crises. Then Sally has an accident which lands her in the hospital. She calls on Mel to check on her house and get things for her. It is Mel’s first time in Sally’s house, another strange note in this strange story. In the neighborhood where I grew up there was only one house I never entered. I was a little afraid of the matron who wouldn’t allow entry even to friends of her kids. It feels like something like that is going on in this story. Mel takes advantage of being in the house by herself to thoroughly explore it. All the things she discovers and what she and we the readers can make of them constitute the rest of this excellent story. Only Robert Aickman can make a situation like this work on so many levels at once. Something about this story is chilling and deeply unsettling, though it’s hard to put one’s finger directly on whatever that might be. In other words, it’s another great Aickman story.

Robert Aickman, Dark Entries
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